lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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i'm kind of a spaz
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Week recap: went to a cubs game and drank a lot of beer
Week recap: ate curry out of a wooden duck
Week recap: went to Chicago with an old friend
This dog is living a better life than I am.
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I love this dog so much. Her name is Madonna. But we just call her Dodo
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