August 2012
magrawrtumbles asked: I SEE YOU IN MCB 244 RN SUSAN.
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IM BACK INTERNET.
Watchthequietworld:
#i have no idea what this is from #but that didn’t stop me from enjoying every second of it
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So nitrous gas is some weird shit, when they gave it to me and then started to take out my teeth, all I could think about was:
Man this shit is great. This chair is so comfy. My dentist is such a cool dude. This nurse is super nice. Oh he wants me to open my mouth, AWESOME. SURE THING. NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. Oh man i really like this song on the radio. Oh hey i think he’s taking out a...
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AN UPDATE:
got followed by some guy in a wheel chair throwing racial slurs and threatening me down Green Street. (thought about flipping his chair and leaving him but i’m not that terrible of a person, i just had the cops pick him up)
a friend from my freshman year of high school made our hang out session a date and tried to kiss me. (WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SIX YEARS AND NOW HE DECIDES TO MAKE...
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magrawrtumbles replied to your post: I am neither confirming or denying that the first…
no judgement. just glory.
HIGHFIVING A MILLION ANGELS SINCE THESE APPS EXIST.
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I am neither confirming or denying that the first app i downloaded for this android was the papa joins app or dominoes app
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So my dad gave my brother some advice before he moved in to uiuc, “Don’t get friend zoned”
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Dad [to my mom]: Look I have a facebook!
Dad: I have all these people who want to be my friend!
Dad: I even have a girlfriend!
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Lies I Tell Myself Late at Night:
You’re queen of everything
You’re almost done
You’re not tired.
magrawrtumbles replied to your post: you guys, you guys, YOU GUYS. some random lady…
SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE YOUR FACE. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
ABC, it’s easy as 1, 2, 3
AS SIMPLE AS DO RE MI
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you guys, you guys, YOU GUYS.
some random lady told me i was pretty in the middle of dinner when i was very clearly shoveling potato wedges into my face.
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my brother told me i should pitch “the sexual misadventures of susan” to a team of producers so i can be a cool and hip web series.
my brother even finds humor in my unfortunate sekshual experiences.
Q_______Q
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Bayo: HIS NAME IS BRAD?
Bayo: Honey, there will never be a president brad or a president greg, those names bring nothing good
Bayo: also, white boys are dangerous
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Some guy, who was clearly trying to woo me, told me i was really hot. I paused, and then laughed for a whole minute and then fell asleep on the couch.
dashingcollegiate:
HEY SUSAN
hi.
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TIP:
Beyonce lyrics are great to hit on people with.
AINT A DOCTOR, BUT I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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and then i realized that swamp ass is probably so much worse for guys
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i’m wary of guys who are overly nice to me
i can’t tell if they’re just nice guys or if they want to get into my pants.
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and people wonder why we're friends. smh.
me: people from other places are just like WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD SUSAN.
ekwan: You ARE weird Susan. I just accept you for who you are
me: thank goodness. now make the entire world accept me
me: and tell me im a delight!
me: an afternoon delight
ekwan: SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT
