How I feel when I try to talk to you
[[MORE]] There’s no real big moment where I realized that I was in an abusive relationship. It sort of creeps up on you. I realized some things weren’t quite right, but I was willing to tolerate more and more of it. For a variety of reasons; either he rationalized it away or I did because I didn’t understand why he would treat me like that and maybe he was just looking out for me. He convinced me...
bitter\\sweet: Grocery List →
oofpoetry: “Be more forgiving. Substitute, “goodbye” for “I like your face.” Spend two nights a week not drinking to forget. Listen to your body. Listen to someone else’s body. Get limber, Don’t dog yourself to feel humble. It never works. Lift others up onto your back until you are…
my coworkers are so awkward about me being asian. they’re like always walking on eggshells around me and like trying not to offend me. wtf.
[[MORE]] So I have been going through some hard things recently. And sometimes I forget that I do have a lot of people that care about me and my life. And I’ll make some separate post about what has been going on in my life in segments i suppose, but all it does is just make me cry. and sometimes I think that maybe I’m overreacting, but then sometimes I think that abuse is still...
Sorry I make people uncomfortable:
Gracie: Or you guys can walk over to my place, we hang out a bit and then head to the movies.
Me: Yeah that sounds good. Connor we can walk there together since you live super close to me!
Connor: Yeah hopefully we won't get lost--
Me: IN EACH OTHERS EYES.
ekwan: Like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Davide_di_Michelangelo2.jpg
me: yes, but uh, more defined?!
ekwan: Even more sculpted?
me: idk idk!
ekwan: I don't think you could get more sculpted than that
went to the pool! got followed by some 10 years olds trying to pee on me I whispered to one “If you come any where near me, I will kill you.” I will be the best mother!
I still find time to make stupid videos even when I have a social life now!
Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
i got invited to a party this weekend. i asked her what time it was starting, and she said 10 PM. 10PM. am i secretly 78 years old or is that really late? e_______e