January 2011
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My physics class is exactly during the time dinner...
Physics-ing myself skinny every Tuesday with crazy ELECTRICITY MAGIC
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Things I Have Learned in College
The area code rating system
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1st digit: 1-9 of the face
2nd digit: 0-will not fuck, 1-will fuck
3rd digit: 1-9 on the body
I am now paranoid about when guys are around me and I’m just waiting for the day when a guy does that in my general vicinity and I know what that means.
CAN’T TRICK ME NOW, GENERAL MALE POPULATION.
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Highlights of my weekend:
perused through every single food aisle of Walmart
stole 4 tiny fish from Walmart
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A Sampling of People I Meet at UIUC
Case 1:RK
RK lives on my floor, he recently sprained an ankle and decided he needed crutches instead of sucking it up and said this to someone recently:
“By the time I get rid of these crutches Imma have GUNS. And the sympathy from the babes.”
I am SO IRRITATED by him.
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Dear Mrs. B,
I find it completely inappropriate to talk shit about me to one of my UIUC friends just because I “hurt your baby.”
I mean really? How old are you? If you want to talk shit why not say it to my face?
I would be completely fine with it if you were calling me a bitch and what not in front of your “poor baby” since I figure do what you have to do to make him feel better...
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Downloaded ALL of the Jersey Shore SEASON 2.
NO SHAME.
EXCITED FOR MY BUS RIDE BACK TO SCHOOL.
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You've Escaped: boil'd p-nuts →
youveescaped:
When I was 18, I had just moved away to college and fallen for a boy who made me Shake n’ Pour pancakes the day after we first had sex. Three days after that, we went on a road trip. In thirty hours of driving, I swooned at the fact that we had the same favorite US state, North Carolina, and that…
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Reblog if you have the sex appeal of a toaster.
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I was a man who thrived on solitude; without it I was like another man without...
– Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
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You can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly...
– Sean Maguire, Good Will Hunting (via thebloodyheartland)
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Just registered for the Common App
bellatrixes:
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Watched "Black Swan" today in a room full of old...
WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE IN A TOWN FULL OF OLD PEOPLE?