January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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My physics class is exactly during the time dinner...
Physics-ing myself skinny every Tuesday with crazy ELECTRICITY MAGIC
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Things I Have Learned in College
The area code rating system _ _ _ 1st digit: 1-9 of the face 2nd digit: 0-will not fuck, 1-will fuck 3rd digit: 1-9 on the body I am now paranoid about when guys are around me and I’m just waiting for the day when a guy does that in my general vicinity and I know what that means. CAN’T TRICK ME NOW, GENERAL MALE POPULATION.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Highlights of my weekend:
perused through every single food aisle of Walmart stole 4 tiny fish from Walmart
Jan 24th
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A Sampling of People I Meet at UIUC
Case 1:RK RK lives on my floor, he recently sprained an ankle and decided he needed crutches instead of sucking it up and said this to someone recently: “By the time I get rid of these crutches Imma have GUNS. And the sympathy from the babes.” I am SO IRRITATED by him.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Dear Mrs. B,
I find it completely inappropriate to talk shit about me to one of my UIUC friends just because I “hurt your baby.” I mean really? How old are you? If you want to talk shit why not say it to my face? I would be completely fine with it if you were calling me a bitch and what not in front of your “poor baby” since I figure do what you have to do to make him feel better...
Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Downloaded ALL of the Jersey Shore SEASON 2.
NO SHAME. EXCITED FOR MY BUS RIDE BACK TO SCHOOL.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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You've Escaped: boil'd p-nuts →
youveescaped: When I was 18, I had just moved away to college and fallen for a boy who made me Shake n’ Pour pancakes the day after we first had sex. Three days after that, we went on a road trip. In thirty hours of driving, I swooned at the fact that we had the same favorite US state, North Carolina, and that…
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Reblog if you have the sex appeal of a toaster.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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“I was a man who thrived on solitude; without it I was like another man without...”
– Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
Jan 12th
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“You can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly...”
– Sean Maguire, Good Will Hunting (via thebloodyheartland)
Jan 12th
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Listensee-eff: Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up...
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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Just registered for the Common App
bellatrixes:
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Watched "Black Swan" today in a room full of old...
WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE IN A TOWN FULL OF OLD PEOPLE?
Jan 1st